WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS

I got hit with an incredible OH MY SWEET JEEZUZ DIGITAL PAINT attack this morning. Must've been something in my coffee.

I haven't done this in a while so it called for a quick 5 minute warm up. That thing is one of the many (many) stupid looking animals I made in Spore's Creature Creator.



Then the actual painting. Self portrait because I'm an egomaniac. Done with a reference. No, I didn't botch the eyes. I look like that on a good day 'cause I've got a mean case of the Thom Yorke.



Excuse me, I'm off to go release an album online that you may or may not pay for.


But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo

You like eels, boy?

'kay, cool. Second half of the first wave is cleaned (to a degree) and up here. I'm on a roll! Now to scan the second half my book. Let's see how much that'll produce...







We're super magic men!
We stay up till five a.m.!
Although we're bound by shaman law,
What goes on tour... STAYS ON TOUR!

FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY~

More sketchbook stuff. Most of these were done from August to February. Posting this makes me feel... Kind of uneasy. My anatomy is terrible. Aaaand as fearful as I am of being called out on my crappy anatomy... By all means, please do.

I need to find more naked people to draw, dangit.

First up: VANLANDE AND HER TINY HEAD. I laughed when i scanned this in. Terrible. This was the first fleshed-out drawing of her. Also, she's no longer sporting some crappy generic ray gun. She'll have a pistol and a cane. Doesn't really use the pistol but she'll cane you to death good and proper.

That's the flying/I'm-trying-hard-to-show-off outfit, next is her regular lounge about wardrobe.
Cue random drawings. Mostly of a stock character I've got. And wouldn't you know it, she's a berserker. Lulz.




Still got quite a few more sketches up my sleeves. Hopefully some newer stuff that I won't get all "omfgeeeergh D:" when I post. Hopefully I can get around to that before my new video card comes. Once I boot up Mass Effect, I'll probably be gone for a while, haha.


It's not my trick, Michael. .........It's my ILLUSION!

Coffee at 9 pm.

'kay, cool. Cleaned up a few more sketches. Not saying much, as I've still got a bunch more to scan and clean... Have some character designs. One unfinished for my surly Vampire: the Masquerade character, two for a berserker chick (...I really like berserkers), and one of Warrick--version 2.0, mind you.




It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.

IS DAT SUM PENCHILSH?

I started the ungodly task of scanning my sketchbook. I'm done for the night. Expect a huge ZOMGROFL SKETCHBOOK image dump in a day or two. I... Really need figure drawing classes.

With that said HAV SUM VANLANDE AND WARRICK.


So he says to me, 'You wanna be a baaaaad guy?' And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURF'S UP, SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!

WHARGARBLE

This is what happens when I try to buy plane tickets at 12 am.



Oh, I saw your poster. I saw your tiny little Patrick Swayze eyes. You got those crazy Swayze eyes.
Publish Post

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!!

Haven't posted anything for a while. So you know what time it is? FILLER TIME (Not to be confused with Miller Time)...

I make props and costumes and stuff. Yeah, I play dress up. Wanna make something of it? Don't cross me, man. I've got handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad.

Seriously though. Sewing is a total pain, but--oh man--do I enjoy the prop making. I absolutely love to play with the toxic stuff. Fiberglass, resins, plastics, THEY ARE ALL FUN. So! Here's summadat. (Only the best ones, of course)

First off, a full "metal" arm with an extendable blade. Made of heat-shaped ABS plastic, a thermoplastic called Wonderflex, and epoxy putty.

The blade part extends with a fishing line ripcord. That's fancy-speak for PULL THIS STRING WOOLOOKATDATGO.

I can't find any good picture of the 5' fiberglass sword, spaulders, and fauld I made so let's pretend you were utterly amazed by it.

And here's the miscellaneous stuff. Things I've sewn, things I've assembled, and some wacky visceral things I made when I was feeling surly.

Hopefully something less of a cop out next time.


SUPERB.